"This is such a stone-cold pack of weirdos, and I am so proud!"
Rabbit Shaming [x]
NEW BOOK: STUPID SHIT YOU HEAR WHEN YOU HAVE ACNE
-do you know you have acne
-you should try proactive
-did you know you should rub banana peels on your face before you go to bed
-did you know your acne is really bad
-have you ever tried getting rid of your acne
-my brother’s friend had acne and he used something special for it, i should ask him what and then i’ll get back to you
DRIVES ME CRAZY
LEARN TO KEEP THINGS TO YOURSELF! WHY DON’T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND HOW INCREDIBLY RUDE IT IS TO POINT OUT OTHER PEOPLE’S FLAWS?
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
It’s too early to be thinking about this shit
I’m someone who’s mostly dead inside but still has a little hope for something extraordinary, which, as I said, is the worst breed of human, because it means I know everything is bullshit, but that I secretly hope for the day when it might not be.
— Nick Miller (via wordsthat-speak)